Rules for dating my dad
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.In case you missed the February 18 blog or would just like to refresh yourself, go ahead and click HERE to see it again.
Marine, gathered these rules together from around the Web, updated them a bit and sent them to me. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.The concept of a Dad issuing his ground rules for dating his daughter seemed to unite the entire tribe of Fathers!I’m guessing those rules are what all of us have been thinking but didn’t think we could actually ever say it.In which case he’ll barely need me to provide such ground rules to anyone who wishes to share intimate moments with him. I may even be insane, because threatening children with lethal weapons is not something a sane person does. And he raised my son well if he needs an arsenal to defend himself from a teenager with a crush.